thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via pizza)

(via sexual-passion)

"Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love."

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez (via observando)

(Source: d4rkrain, via quite-awesome)

kateordie:

itscarororo:

*salivates*

I love how many people on tumblr have the same obsession with string lights that I do.

(Source: tearingdowndoors, via scienceofcute)

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via sansasturk)

itwistedyourstitches:

zombie1ovejuice:

madam-hoodie:

acalmstrength2013:

Look at these silly snail tea cozies

NOOT NOOT

OOOOOOOOO

SNOOT DOOT TEE POOOT

(via makemeheartless)

atraversso:

Amazing Milky Way  by Jonathan Besler

atraversso:

Amazing Milky Way by Jonathan Besler

(via orionfalls)

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
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friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain, via pizza)

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys
Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
rabbits do not belong in cages.
store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
adopt when possible.

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys

  • Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
  • Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
  • Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
  • Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
  • Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
  • rabbits do not belong in cages.
  • store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
  • chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
  • Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
  • Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
  • adopt when possible.

(via earthandanimals)